One thing they don't tell you about Judgment Day: The queue is atrocious.
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- Early English Books Online (STC 2853)
#WoodcutWednesday
Woodcuts from early printed books, posted on Twitter every Wednesday from 2012, with a caption apiece.
God: Tooting horns while the world burns.
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- Early English Books Online (STC 2853)
This Godnado: Surprise motherfucker!
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- Early English Books Online (STC 2853)
Your #NotALion is NOT a footstool.
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- Early English Books Online (STC 2853)
How we imagine our new manuscript will be received.
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- Early English Books Online (STC 2853)
Death is adorable!
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- Early English Books Online (STC 2853)
I can forgive Tyndale for corrupting the Bible, but he should burn for what does to Durer.
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- Early English Books Online (STC 2853)
Why am I not surprised that the Whore of Babylon has a camel-toe?
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- Early English Books Online (STC 2853)
Sixteenth century
H is for “HOLY BALLS!”
- From
- The Bible. Translated according to the Ebrew and Greeke
- Printed
- London: Christopher Barker, 1583
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- Early English Books Online (STC 2136)
Sixteenth century
Daniel took the game of Musical Chairs a little too seriously.
- From
- Stephen Batman, A christall glasse of christian reformation wherein the godly maye beholde the…
- Printed
- 1569
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- Early English Books Online (STC 1581)
Sixteenth century
That awkward moment when you’re the drunkest guy at the party.
- From
- Stephen Batman, A christall glasse of christian reformation wherein the godly maye beholde the…
- Printed
- 1569
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- Early English Books Online (STC 1581)
Sixteenth century
Be careful when passing your bag of demons.
- From
- Stephen Batman, A christall glasse of christian reformation wherein the godly maye beholde the…
- Printed
- 1569
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- Early English Books Online (STC 1581)
Sixteenth century
If you're old enough to play with your food, you're too old to breastfeed, Ralph.
- From
- Matthew Parker, The. holie. Bible. conteynyng the olde Testament and the newe.
- Printed
- 1568
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- Early English Books Online (STC 2099)
The moment you realize you’re in a co-dependent relationship.
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- Early English Books Online (STC 2099.2)
Make sure to read Apple’s terms and conditions, folks.
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- Early English Books Online (STC 2099.2)
Remember the good old days when we let boys be boys?
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- Early English Books Online (STC 2099.2)
Noah: "That flood thing sucked. After this prayer, I'm going to get fucking wasted."
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- Early English Books Online (STC 2099.2)
We live in degenerate times. We need to revive traditional and Biblical family values.
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- Early English Books Online (STC 2099.2)
Middle-school dances are always so awkward.
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- Early English Books Online (STC 2099.2)
I too run away if someone tells me I have to remove my cape for love-making.
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- Early English Books Online (STC 2099.2)
Terrible flatulence? Try this one great trick, and they’ll never know!
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- Early English Books Online (STC 2099.2)