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Exit pursued by [headless demon] bear.

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Early English Books Online (STC 14068.3)

Exit pursued by a [headless demon] bear, [Redux].

From

A true and most dreadfull discourse of a woman possessed with the…

Printed

1584

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Early English Books Online (STC 5681)

Not my version of love, but okay.

God: Always trying to stab your cock.

When someone asks you how your writing is going.

Sweet slippers, bro.

A visual representation of anything I’ve ever written:

To complete the set, and because you can never have enough disembodied eyes.

Someone took Mark Anthony’s speech a little too literally.

That moment during a game of Twister when everyone rips off their clothes and starts fucking.

The moment your brains have been fucked out.

“Not now, Gladys.”

That awkward moment when Cupid shows up to mock your impotence.

Reginald regretted his last words to Connie. He told her to "get stuffed."

“I’ll just be over here molesting these jars.”

Burning man gets fucking weird.

PSA: Don’t be bo[a]ring in bed.

That moment you realize you’re losing a dance off to a wolf.

Dog-Head and his trusty #NotALion.

How to Flay your Dragon.

Some people use smiley-faced poop emoji. Not me. I just send this.

When you're excited about your research, but your better angel knows it's bullshit.

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Early English Books Online (STC 2853)

Maniculapalooza.

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Early English Books Online (STC 2853)

F is for “Fuck Your Initial.”

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Early English Books Online (STC 2853)