#WoodcutWednesday

After a particularly raucous late night, Sven mocked Jerry for not being able to hold his worms.

…And do the Harlem Shake. #WoodcutWednesday (This was the real inspiration for the Danse Harlem Shake Macabre)

Todd was always the worst back-seat walker.

Science leads straight to hell. #WoodcutWednesday cc: @neiltyson

Despite his efforts, Chef Pan couldn't convince Dennis that his feast didn't contain horsemeat.

Marjorie II, Tyrant Queen of Kink, was known for her peculiar brand of passive domination.

Her sister's insistence that Belinda resembled shrubbery never lost its sting.

Madonna was less gentle with child when off-painting and thought no one was looking.

According to Geoffrey Whitney, envious guys don’t look at house fires.

Envious Envy is envious. …and she's probably envious of people without snakes in their mouths.

Early modern swingers, Cecropia and Dan, were visibly upset when Clare fled their bedroom feast.

Damn hipsters. -I'm too overjoyed at finding Bartisch to wait for the next

Charlie Crumb perfected the art of "making muffin eyes," but yet it was rarely effective.

Reggie Bright saw the face of God that night. (Just an #TrippinBalls)

This #WoodcutWednesday of Alonso reveals the cruelty behind Ariel's "those are pearls that were his eyes."

Hipster Harry took the hair over your eyes look to a whole new level.

Grumpy Cat has nothing on Grumpy Carl.

Not heading Scripture, Pierre preferred beholding the mote in his brother's eye.

Not heeding Scripture, Pierre preferred beholding the mote in his brother's eye.

The popularity of the Stigmata Kite suffered from the commitment it required of its flyers.

Blake's overly literal reading of classical authorities on Eros had disastrous consequences.

"The Romans walk like this… And the Florentines are all like, 'Whatup, son!'"

Judith's campfire Holofernes S'mores were massive and tended to upset other campers' appetites.

God found it hilariously entertaining every time lack-wit Johnson fought his own shadow.