#WoodcutWednesday

Is this the city at which were launched a thousand ships?

Early modern Abercrombie had some disturbing photos. The models still looked disinterested though.

Olympias was unable to cheer anyone with her rendition of "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life."

See we just pull up our pants and Do the Roc-away. Now lean back, lean back, lean back, lean back.

The gossips spent all day discussing Venus’ #BreakTheInternet spread.

Apparently, Portia did not swallow hot coals. She died by swallowing shuttlecocks.

Everyone was fed up with Clive's constant flashing of "Illuminati signs" from the bench.

The “Got Milk?” campaign got a little weird.

Try as she might, Mary was unable to soften her executioners with her appeal to the "West side."

Nero loved his birthday pancakes.

"I promise this is NOTHING like an encounter with Zeus," explained Gabriel.

“Leave it to me to pick out the ankle-biting #NotALion.”

The thing is, everyone had second thoughts when they did let Jesus take the wheel.

Donkey Kong.

The Angels’ faces: Kind of a dick move, God.

Well, that’s one way to deal with family over Thanksgiving.

Serving your relatives for Thanksgiving.

God and His angels kicking some demon ass. Douce 262

Image from

Bodleian Library, Douce 262

The creation and the Fall–now in one image! Douce 262

Image from

Bodleian Library, Douce 262

Hecuba was apparently tri-breasted.

Be careful who you invite to sit around your campfire.

When Medusa wore her hair down, she was quite fetching.

When Medusa wore her hair down, she brought all the boys to the yard.

Even the sun disapproved of Tony and Tara’s wedding.

Image from

Early English Books Online (STC 177)