#WoodcutWednesday

Ronnie thought that tying his foreskin closed was an acceptable alternative to wearing pants.

At 50, Carl wished he had listened to his mother's childhood advice about not slouching.

Gunter says: FUCK YOUR MANSCAPING!

Woodcut Wednesday, 17 September 2014

Pierre had no qualms about tooting his own horn.

Started seeing her breasts as eyes.

Just William Tell being a douche.

Some thought Sam went overboard when he started self tailoring his suits. MT @chethamslibrary

God hates rocks. #GodHand MT "@MSUProvenance: from our 1542 printing of Geographia Universalis: #WoodcutWednesday "

Dale got into some pretty kinky shit.

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“The first rule of Fancy Hat Club is…”

"Stop, Bob! Stop! 'He went down my back stairs to fiddle with my plumbing' was NOT a euphemism!'"

Francois knew of only one way to deal with an infestation of peeping Toms.

In an earlier draft of The Tempest, Prospero dealt with meeting Ariel rather differently.

"No point mentioning the bats, I thought. The poor bastard will see them soon enough."

"You are a very nice #NotALion, Leroy, but, you see, there can only be one King #NotALion."

“I AM THE KING OF BEASTS, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!”

"Are you sure you installed that peephole correctly, Hank?" asked Blair.

Woodcut Wednesday, 1 October 2014

Suppose two swallows carried it together?

Eat a cock!

Although Clive went after it with gusto, Rupert's heart really wasn't into this beatdown.

Under the guidance of Friar Tom, Belle and Sam not only practiced safe sex but also safe kissing.

GAAAAH!