#WoodcutWednesday

Raaapuuuuuuuuuunzel! You don’t have to light up that red light!

Arrow-proof Popemobiles created less processional excitement than their modern inheritors. #WoodcutWednesday @Pontifex

Befuddled, Reynard reluctantly paid up on his "bet you a sack you won't stab your own foot" wager.

Before finding a Head-Cart, Carl depended upon Disembodied Arm for company and transportation.

Ned Lacknose just doing his thing.

After calling for a mulligan, Reginald discovered how seriously Edward took the rules of golf.

Bernard, now knowing "stroking the salmon" a euphemism, preferred his youthful misunderstanding.

"I'm going back to the scroll section. That thing just looks ridiculous."

Percival always knew that #hoe would be the end of him.

Hildegard tried to convince Chad to add lively hand gestures to complete his #MedievalMakeover.

This followup to She-Devil was scrapped when Roseanne Barr refused to wear the topless costume.

I find the expression "it's raining heads and swords" preferable to "it's raining cats and dogs."

Woodcut Wednesday, 30 January 2013

I would be more prone to order Monkfish over lobster if they looked like this.

Ariel, the flying fish, was understandably upset when tabloids released candid upskirt woodcuts.

Early Modern Family Matters' Ur-Urkel always got laughs with his catchphrase "Did I do that?"

Woodcut Wednesday, 30 January 2013

The Roundheads stood amazed as beheaded Charles' hat revealed the king's other body remained whole.

The farmer, Claus, needed a rest after working his fingers to the bone.

Criticized as too risqué, Abercrombie pulled this early advertisement from circulation.

Bill was grateful for but doubted his friends' assurances that he would fully recover.

Ever the jokester, Chad decided to play a prank on the coat-check guy.

#WombWorm!

Chiurgeon Clyde thought the hearts would make his speculum less cringe-inducing. He was wrong.