#WoodcutWednesday

The early modern equivalent of the motorcycle gang was every bit as intimidating.

Some thought Blair's otherwise commendable advocacy for breastfeeding rights a little extreme.

#ForeverAlone Level: Boss

Icarus calmed his pre-flight jitters by playing the childhood game "She loves me, she's a fish."

In the Meme Menagerie, I gave you #DepressedUnicorn. Now, let me introduce you to #DerpUnicorn.

Seeming to peer into the future, this emblem maker said, "Fuck you, surrealists!"

Despite Merl's repeated advice against it, Dwight insisted on spear fishing with a snake.

Clocks: Fucking Amazing.

Calm down, bro. You don’t buy a lion chariot for speed.

Watch the antics of witchcraft-hunting buffoons Kramer and Sprenger in #Malleus this Fall on FOX.

You're right, Margo. That crazy old philosopher isn't on meth. Eagles really are shitting turtles.

The guests acted like nothing was amiss, but Frank knew his dinner party was becoming a disaster.

You don’t have to go home, but you can’t stay here.

The famous Medusa Glory Hole Cartouche. #WoodcutWednesday[AfterDark] And for Australians: #MorningWood[cut]Wednesday

A rare, previously unseen look at #MileyCyrus #twerking with #RobinThicke.

Gregory's face says, "Don't even think about a letter transposition #WoodcutWednesday name joke, motherfucker."

Pilate: “Ecce homo!” Jesus: *#BitchPlease*

St. Bernardine of Siena: Patron Saint of Ping-Pong Champions.

Adam has some weird-ass ribs.

The serpent knew he had Eve when she wanted to capture this moment for her Facebook profile pic.

What is this? A whale for ants? AKA:

That baby don't look like me. #GloriaMyAss #SadJoseph–or is it #SadKeanu? Hard to tell.

Your Kung Fu is strong, but your Nemean Lion Style is no match for my Moose Knuckle.

God took a moment to perfect Eve's chest before completely removing her from Adam's side.