#WoodcutWednesday

Woodcuts from early printed books, posted on Twitter every Wednesday from 2012, with a caption apiece.

Doug remained sexually confident despite his horn, wings, lion-face, knee-eye, and lizard-leg.

Aeron worried that the intense upper-body workout regimen might upset the delicate balance.

The archery competition took an ugly turn after Sven chest-bumped a fellow archer in celebration.

Not even Love-in-Idleness could make Bottom's first metamorphosis attractive.

Edgar, the Elephant Man, was an angry sort. -He says, "Fuck you, @DAVID_LYNCH!"

Matt's dating profile read: "Likes: Long wallows in mud, devouring stuff. Dislikes: Bacon."

I give props to Hip Hop, so Hip Hop Horray! Ho! Hey! Ho!

Holy crap! I Tweeted this guy for my last #WoodcutWednesday!

Antediluvian God first tried to clean up a sinful world using Dyson Angels. (Engraving)

Damian took Herschel's distaste for the bland stew a little too personally.

This goes into the running for creepiest Laocoon ever.

Grab life by the Achelous.

Now you’re just somebody that I used to know…

Peter began to wonder if Gustav's friendly disposition concealed how abusive he was as a friend.

The elusive Yoga Fish.

We’re all mad here. …If only this were a catfish.

No #WoodcutWednesday joke necessary for this depiction of badassery.

Adding insult to injury during the assault, the monster gave the mariners a #blowholing.

Rudolph was left out of the festivities because he was a boring ass. (Alternatively: #DatAss)

Rejected storyboard for @Ludacris’ “Move Bitch” video.

A little more #blowholing porn. -I think I may put this one on a shirt.

“Worst Jungle Gym ever,” thought Reginald.

Every move you make, every step you take, etc.

Something to remember as you all run out to get gay married this week.