Manuscripts

Fourteenth century

A couple getting busy in the margins.

From

The Smithfield Decretals

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British Library, Royal MS 10 E IV

Fourteenth century

In the medieval Matrix, Neo stopped thrown hammers.

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The Smithfield Decretals

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British Library, Royal MS 10 E IV

Fourteenth century

HOLY SHIT! #GuyBlowingANotALion

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The Smithfield Decretals

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British Library, Royal MS 10 E IV

Fourteenth century

This is one popular #NotALion.

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The Smithfield Decretals

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British Library, Royal MS 10 E IV

Fourteenth century

Sorry, archer. The only way you are getting rid of that thing is if you KILL IT WITH FIRE.

From

The Smithfield Decretals

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British Library, Royal MS 10 E IV

Fourteenth century

Rupert and Miguel always argue over who forgot the poop bags when they took Rover for a walk.

From

The Smithfield Decretals

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British Library, Royal MS 10 E IV

Fourteenth century

#DeadUnicorn

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The Smithfield Decretals

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British Library, Royal MS 10 E IV

Fourteenth century

#HatersGonnaHate

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The Smithfield Decretals

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British Library, Royal MS 10 E IV

Fourteenth century

Should have used Preparation H.

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The Smithfield Decretals

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British Library, Royal MS 10 E IV

Fourteenth century

Dana decides to defeat her demons at the source.

From

The Smithfield Decretals

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British Library, Royal MS 10 E IV

Fourteenth century

Devils play dirty when weighing souls.

From

The Smithfield Decretals

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British Library, Royal MS 10 E IV

Fourteenth century

If thou likest it, thou shouldst have putte a ringe on it.

From

The Smithfield Decretals

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British Library, Royal MS 10 E IV

Fourteenth century

An angel binding a demon.

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The Smithfield Decretals

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British Library, Royal MS 10 E IV

Fourteenth century

Check out this dickhead.

From

The Smithfield Decretals

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British Library, Royal MS 10 E IV

Fifteenth century

The creation of Eve.

From

Bible historiale of Guyart des Moulins

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British Library, Royal MS 19 D III

Fifteenth century

This cat: “Fuck this boat shit! I’d rather drown.”

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Bible historiale of Guyart des Moulins

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British Library, Royal MS 19 D III

Fifteenth century

#Protip: You never know when your junk may unexpectedly fall out. Always manscape.

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Bible historiale of Guyart des Moulins

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British Library, Royal MS 19 D III

Fifteenth century

Pssst! I gave you wings for a reason, dipshit.

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Bible historiale of Guyart des Moulins

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British Library, Royal MS 19 D III

Fifteenth century

“I’m sorry, but I don’t think I’ll be able to walk you home.”

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Bible historiale of Guyart des Moulins

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British Library, Royal MS 19 D III

Fifteenth century

#ThatAwkwardMoment when God’s dove shits on your shoulder.

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Bible historiale of Guyart des Moulins

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British Library, Royal MS 19 D III

Fifteenth century

Ralph was a terrible magician.

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Bible historiale of Guyart des Moulins

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British Library, Royal MS 19 D III

Fifteenth century

Fire crotch.

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Bible historiale of Guyart des Moulins

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British Library, Royal MS 19 D III

Fifteenth century

Gerard began to think he had gone too far when pimping his ride.

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Bible historiale of Guyart des Moulins

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British Library, Royal MS 19 D III

Fifteenth century

Nebuchadnezzar looking for his lost contact.

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Bible historiale of Guyart des Moulins

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British Library, Royal MS 19 D III