When your mother tells you there won't be Christmas pie because your sister has gone gluten free.

Here endeth this leaf of the Commonplace Book, which ſheweth When your mother tells you there won’t be Christmas pie because your…, the work of its first makers and not of this preſs; only the caption is the Senſeſhaper’s. Copied into this book the twenty-firſt day of December, 2015. Finis.

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